martes, marzo 27, 2007

Downsize This!

Buceando en cierta librería inglesa-cafetería-bar de copas-lugar de intercambio de idiomas, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, por no hacer publicidad gratis, encontré cierto libro del combativo Michael Moore (ese gran gordo, como dice Sabina) titulado ‘Downsize this!’, donde el crítico y criticado director americano hace un nuevo repaso sobre la estulticia que infecta su país, siempre, eso sí, desde su corrosivo sentido del humor, el cual me obligó a reírme en voz alta y provocó en determinado y angustioso momento el que casi me atragantara con mi Earl Grey.

En cierto capítulo, se dedica a recopilar grandes perlas de políticos (tanto republicanos como demócratas) y empresarios poderosos. En un gran apartado de honor de dedicado a George W. Bush me encontré con tamaña reflexión y con la consiguiente réplica del tito Moore.
Que ustedes la disfruten...


I think God made all people good. But if we have to take a million immigrants in –say, Zulus next year or English men –and put them in Texas, what group would be easier to assimilate and would cause less problems for the people of Texas?

George W. Bush – President of the Grand Theft America


I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that one of my fantasies has always been to see George Bush Jr. assimilating with a bunch of Zulus. So yes, Georgie, I would like to have a million Zulus move into your Texas neighborhood. In fact, unlike you, I have a very simple immigration police for the entire country: let everyone except bigots like you.



Michael Moore – Downsize this!

(Publicado por Pan Books)













Cayetano Gea Martín

8 comentarios:

Margot dijo...

Claro y tú que veas mi disfrute con los ojos en la mano... no te amuelas!! Y sí, con poco esfuerzo podría traducir pero no se me pone, políglota de las narices, listillo... jeje.

Pero me encanta ese gran gordo...

Kay dijo...

Qué manía... Deberías quitarte ese complejo oscuro y pegajoso de no saber hablar inglés con el sencillo procedimiento de... ¡aprenderlo mejor! Jajaja...

No lo hice para darte rabia, peazo de ególatra, jejeje...

Y sí, a mi también me pierden las carnes rotundas del señor Michael...

Besos gordos ;)

Margot dijo...

Vale, me curo en cuanto me quite el resto de complejos oscuros pero va a llevar su tiempo, quitármelos, digo. Cagüen...

Y palabrita que cabezota sí pero ególatra... nanay, que me encanta picar al personal, ná más... jeje

(listillo, políglota, reitero)

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